The QB-heavy, top-heavy, unpredictable, intriguing, and guaranteed to be influential 2018 NFL Draft is actually within a reasonable amount of time from happening, live from Dallas and the house that the worst GM in the history of the modern NFL built. Jerry Jones's ACTUAL skills are in marketing and PR though, so it does actually [...]
One time our friend Rachel left her cell phone battery booster at the apartment of a random hook up and had to drive all the way from Silverlake to Venice to retrieve it, but even that charger situation was less awkward than San Diego's move to Los Angeles. First, the Bolts alienated their SD fan [...]
The Los Angeles Rams couldn't have looked worse in their 26-10 loss to the New England Patriots yesterday. They had 25 yards at halftime. Dudes were running into each other, nobody in a Rams jersey had any f*cking clue what was going on. It was the perfect opportunity for the team's brass to reach the infuriating obvious [...]
You can't hit what you can't see, and when Aroldis Chapman stepped on the mound and started throwing baseballs at the speed of sound, the Indians knew they were in trouble. The Cubs beat Cleveland 3-2 behind the left arms of Jon Lester and Chapman to force a Game 6 back in LeBronville. The Indians [...]
How does it feel getting benched for Geno Smith? Ryan Fitzpatrick gave the world some insight: "The biggest thing in this game, in order to last, is to have belief in yourself, because when the owner stops believing in you, the GM stops believing in you, and the coaches stop believing in you, sometimes all [...]
When Nick Young hits a half-court shot he gets to turn into an airplane, chest bump Roy Hibbert and go home to Iggy Azalea. When this guy does it? He gets free Tater Tots for life. The jury's still out on which is better... PATS MAKE DAN CAMPBELL'S DOLPHINS LOOK A LOT LIKE JOE PHILBIN'S, MOVE TO 7-0 [...]
