Are you an unemployed lunatic searching for a new vocation? A pathological liar pondering the next step in your career? Well, good news. There's a sport for you. Realizing that he'll never play another game in the NFL, legitimate psychopath Greg Hardy will pursue a career in Mixed Martial Arts. It takes an immense amount of skill and [...]
Derek Anderson's two late turnovers sealed a victory for the Bucs in a vomit-worthy Monday Night Football game in Carolina. The NFL's product has regressed more than America's political candidates in 2016 and after five weeks of watching copious amounts of football (it's our job, guys) we're one Ryan Tannehill interception away from moving to [...]
Before his knees died, Amar'e Stoudemire combined with a skinny Canadian dime dropper to form a screen-and-roll combo envied from Phoenix to Saskatchewan. Amar'e announced yesterday that he'll retire as a Knick, which makes sense because despite his success in the desert, he got Sun-shunned contract-wise and New York gave him $100 million to wear a [...]
